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mhamilton
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Post by mhamilton » Sat May 05, 2007 8:50 am

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to
a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work,
more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

No wonder men are happier.
"Head for the Hills, the Town of Lompach is Under Water!"

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Post by DPDISXR4Ti » Sat May 05, 2007 11:37 am

Priceless! :haha
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John Brennan
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Post by John Brennan » Sat May 05, 2007 2:16 pm

Ahhhh.... oh, how sweet it is! :wink:
This is my car, and these are my people!
1989 XR4Ti 5-Speed
2001 BMW Z3 3.0 5-Speed
2015 Fiesta ST 6-Speed
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Post by Rocky Leitch » Sun May 06, 2007 12:17 pm

Ya ich kan dir verstanden, und ich dingst das du
bist rictig, aber...we are still cute no matter what :wink: !!!
Ich glaube das mein deutche ist nicht so gut. So, I'll
stay with the american language. :)

Bis spater.....

Rocky
Hellooo Nurse!!

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Post by John Brennan » Sun May 06, 2007 11:52 pm

The fact that you are so cute makes us even happier to be men! :headbang
This is my car, and these are my people!
1989 XR4Ti 5-Speed
2001 BMW Z3 3.0 5-Speed
2015 Fiesta ST 6-Speed
2015 Edge 3.5 V6 Auto/Paddles

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Post by Maurice S » Thu May 10, 2007 9:53 am

Subject: Guts or Balls - Medical Definition
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do
you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since
both ultimately result in death.
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Post by hEaT » Thu May 10, 2007 10:50 am

Rocky Leitch wrote:Ya ich kan dir verstanden, und ich dingst das du
bist rictig, aber...we are still cute no matter what :wink: !!!
Ich glaube das mein deutche ist nicht so gut. So, I'll
stay with the american language. :)

Bis spater.....

Rocky
Don't worry, my German sucks and I understood ya. Probably because we both speak broken German lol

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